Barn Swallow Baby Blues

Life’s messy.

Sometimes the process of scrubbing, sweeping, and straightening up brings about a grand revelation, a new outlook, an expanded mind, a sense of growth, accomplishment, and/or satisfaction.

Sometimes the mess just needs to be cleaned up. Again.

Rowdy and I usually lose our summer battle with the barn swallows. I’ll think we’ve won the war, armed with his squeaker ball and my leaf blower, but then one particularly persistent pair manage to sneak in and build the nest of their dreams on the light fixture of the hay stall.

The hay cubicle and Biskit’s stall, directly across the aisle, seem to be the attractive neighborhood for avian mosquito monitors, possibly because they’re closest to the barn door, with quick, convenient access to the food source. Chicago’s stall is 10 feet further in, making for a longer, less desirable commute.

During peak season, I’ll sometimes raze the early construction effort above Biskit’s stall and get lulled into believing the demolition has discouraged further new home starts for the summer. But the single-minded barn swallows move in with stealthy silence, determined to pack their mud and feathers on the built-in brooder in my barn.

By the time I spot the finished product, I suspect there may well be eggs in it, and much as I despise the mess, the nuns of my childhood would haunt me forever if I deliberately destroyed a family’s home. So, I wait. I grit my teeth every time one of those birds taunts me with a flyover, convinced they choreograph their barn entries to coincide with my barn chores. As I clean stalls I feel the steely avian glare from the light bulb across the aisle, mocking my lapse of vigilance, declaring their victory.

I wait and watch as they swoop into the barn, crisscrossing just beyond the reach of my manure fork, Rowdy’s squeaker ball or Fennel’s finely honed claws.

About the time I’m convinced my new barn dwellers are actually empty nesters, I’ll hear the soft, steady peeping that is avian infants demanding dinner, and look up at a bunch of baby barn swallows stuffed in a pack of dried mud and feathers, warmed by the overhead light of my small hay stall. How they fit in that nest is a true miracle of nature. Perhaps their incessant squawking translates to “Tell him to stop touching me!” or “No fair, I always have to sit in the middle!” or “You always give her the best bugs”. Somehow, they manage to stay squished in their spots, no loss of life, no accidental over-edges.

Outhouse in the Hay Stall

The days drag on as the dung piles up. The swallows may be small, but their mess is mighty. Cue the big green tarps to save my hay storage space from weeks of guano, feathers and clots of mud displaced by growing hatchlings.

Move-out Day

Finally, the family flies the coop in search of greener pastures, greater opportunity, or somebody else’s barn. I scrape and sweep for one last time and think about the persistence of these plucky little birds. Fiercely determined to build their home, they change their strategy, overcome their obstacles and in the end, accomplish their goal.

There’s a lesson there. Maybe not a grand revelation, but definitely an expansion of the mind – a reminder of the value of tolerance, an admiration for sticking to it, and an appreciation for the satisfaction of figuring things out.

If only they could figure out the housebreaking thing.

Barn Swallow Sentry

First 4th

Twenty-five children with kazoos and flags.

25 Children.

With kazoos.

And flags.

Most of them under the age of 6, fingers still sticky with breakfast, little toes teeming with summer’s best barefoot bouquets.

Add an unfamiliar venue, a few strollers, a bunch of new friends, and you have Reading with Rowdy meets Marie’s Pre-School Storytime for a 4th of July celebration with the Maple Lake Library.

It was All Calming Strategies On Deck as the event started, and preliminary activities presented Rowdy and me an opportunity for some helpful Down-Stay, Heel-Sit-Watch Me-Good Dog! practice, along with a little work in appropriate greeting behavior, assisted by our now-veteran junior trainers, introducing their toddler siblings to the Very Happy Hooligan.

A group photo for the local paper provided a bit of a challenge, but if 25 youngsters could sit still long enough to be organized into 3 rows and have their names recorded for identification, it seemed reasonable to expect 1 golden retriever to do the same.

Which he did very nicely until we had to scooch in for a last-minute adjustment, bringing any kids within sniffing, snuffling or smooching distance directly into Rowdy’s zone of Too Much Temptation.

Fingers crossed that the shutter snapped during an acceptable Therapy Dog moment.

Our grand finale, the always-anticipated parade around the block, brought out a few cheering merchants, 25 kazoo-humming, flag-waving children, and one prancing pup, who handled the whole experience pretty well if you don’t count the part where he kangaroo-hopped across the intersection.

Next week we return to our regular programming.  A smaller crowd, a single book, a few games.

And no kazoos.

Dog and flag

Enjoy a happy healthy Independence Day!

Slow but (Mostly) Sure

Just when I thought it was safe to go back into Barn Brain, I find myself once again steeped in the world of canine cognition. It’s all about Rowdy. Still.

Though we passed our Therapy Dog evaluation in January, I worried about Rowdy’s over-exuberant greeting behavior, so with visions of my eager young dog bowling over eager young readers in the children’s section of our local library, I enlisted the help of a private trainer.

Lynn Smoliak of Dogs Way Dog Training came out nearly a month ago and spent some time showing Rowdy and me the benefits of working from a softer, calmer frame of mind. Time to channel my inner Dog Whisperer. No more “Hey, Hey!, HEY!!” command for us.

With only a couple attention-getting little pokes, Lynn snapped her fingers and “Tsched” rowdy Rowdy into an acceptable social state in a matter of minutes.

I, of course, did not. My finger poke needed more “Settle Down Sir” and less “Liven Up Man!”, my finger snap needed more snap, and my “Tsch” needed more “I WANT YOUR ATTENTION” and less “I’ve got a secret”.

After a couple hours though, Rowdy and I showed enough potential for progress that Lynn left us with recommendations of diligent practice, and encouragement that I’d be delighted with the light-bulb moment sure to follow our daily commitment.

In a minimum of 3 weeks.

I hopped right on that road, so perfectly paved with good intention, only to be almost immediately set off course by a series of unfortunate life events, several unseasonable snowstorms, and a pinch of self-indulgent sloth.

Dog Sitting at AttentionWe haven’t practiced every day, and when we do it isn’t always pretty, but we’ve made some progress. Some. Slight.

Once in a while he’ll still run through his entire repertoire – sit, down, shake right, shake left, speak, rollover – with the occasional bonus behaviors of drooling, sneezing and smooching thrown in – while I wait for him to settle his little golden puppy brain. Which he does. Eventually.

Just often enough to maintain our motivation to keep slogging onward. Almost every day.

But Rowdy does finally seem to be developing a “quieter” brain. Possibly because his trainer is doing the same. I know we’re in this for the long haul, with much learning and training and imperfection and fun in our future, so I’m mindful of the small successes, appreciative of any accomplishments.

Loose-leash healing continues to improve, though I’ve not yet braved the challenge of the local Running’s or (even more daunting) PetsMart stores. We have, however, passed a couple dogs in the park without growling, howling, whining or other inappropriate, unacceptable and/or unattractive antics, which gives me hope.

His Stay-And-Wait-Until-Released ability has been relatively solid for a few months, and now he moves into the Release-part with more trot, less gallop.

Except for that recent goose-chasing incident, which occurred at breakneck speed, but given his genetic predisposition for getting game birds, and the fact that they were creating a raucous ruckus right there in our pasture, and that he responded to my (ok, 3rd) call to come, with the same swiftness, I cut him a tiny bit of slack. This one time.

Meanwhile, on the other side of that pasture fence, my big red beast and his potbellied palomino friend continue to enjoy what has become the winter of their great content. No pressure to perform, being asked only to mind their manners when entering and exiting their stalls for the daily snack-and-snooze period. Chicago and Biskit may be the biggest beneficiaries of the current canine boot camp – happy to be livin’ the life of Rowdy.

Dog and Horse in the Snow

But soon enough, the snow-filled arena will return to sand and I will exchange the leash for the lead rope.

Just a few more snaps of the finger.

Greyt Life

Several of his library friends have asked me about Boone lately, which serves as a heartwarming reminder that rowdy Rowdy isn’t the only golden boy in this four-legged family. The big brindle sighthound made some pretty powerful friendships while lying on that blanket listening to little readers, and we both appreciate their loyalty.

Since he managed to get through the month of January with no near-death experiences for the first time in 3 years, I decided to not tempt fate, so we skipped the usually-annual under-anesthetic dental work this year, for which the humans who inhale the same air he exhales will likely pay a far greater price than the old hound dog.

I’ve found some alternatives to the major veterinary procedure which are an almost acceptable substitute, but his dog breath is seriously canine – unclean, unflossed, and definitely unpleasant. He couldn’t be happier.

Actually, he seems quite happy about a lot of things. Daily walks; bits of venison sausage, string cheese or dog biscuits mixed into his bowl when the kibble just isn’t enough; unleashed access to our wooded areas, with all the trees, tracks and other animal litter a guy could want, if a guy is a greyhound.

Sometimes, he’ll snuffle his way around the yard, taking stock of all the recent passers-through, then come racing up the hill, grinning his goofy greyhound grin, every bit as pleased with himself as back in the days of his youth, when he ran full-speed figure-8’s in the horse arena.

That’s generally about the time that Rowdy comes running even faster, barely skidding to a stop before ramming into Boone with the ubiquitous big blue squeaker ball, pestering Boone to play chase. This does Not make Boone happy.

Though he needs a little more time for planning and preparation, he can still jump into the truck and onto our bed, which makes him so very happy, as the truck is the mode of transportation to any number of area parks, and our bed is still (barely) the only spot in the house where Boone can enjoy his dinner without the Happy Hooligan drooling over his shoulder, prepared to lick the bowl clean at the first opportunity.

Of course no bed offers any obstacle for Mocha, who jumps up and leans in for as much dog dinner as he wants. Or at least as much as Boone wants him to have, as the old dog seems to relish his occasional opportunity to be the boss of the Siamese-Who-Would-Be-King.

Dog and Cat eating out of same bowl

He takes a daily joint supplement with his breakfast, but pain medications have been reduced to an as-needed basis – as in when weather prevents an outdoor adventure for more than a couple days, or when Rowdy blindsides him with the ubiquitous big blue squeaker ball.

So Boone is well my friends. He is old, a little rickety, a little blind, a little deaf and a little sleepy. But a lot happy.

Careful What I Wish For

The light is changing here at Four Sticks Farm, bringing hope of the spring soon to come. If only I can ignore the glare from the snow-covered ground that makes my eyes water and my nose run; the sting of the still-icy air that numbs my chin and reddens my ears; the grimly naked trees that expose the red squirrel who rejoices in tormenting the Happy Golden Hooligan, the feel, or lack thereof, of my fingers frozen one more time by scooping hay stems out of the automatic waterer and snapping the metal fasteners on Biskit’s blanket.

If I can ignore all that and look only at the brilliant blue sky, with a few wispy clouds and a big bright sun, I can believe.

It Will be spring. We will still see some snow and cold and ice and cool and slush and chilly. But spring will come. It always does, though it’s easy to forget that as we trudge through these bleak, record-cold days that are the weeks of February.

Horses at the fenceSoon though, I will shed a layer of outdoor clothing from my barn chore apparel and strip a layer of horse hair and mud from my polar ponies.

Soon, I will start a spring conditioning program for my Big Red Beast.

But don’t tell Chicago that.

Soon, I will close off the pasture to allow it to grow without competition from equines eager for the pleasure of grazing green grass.

Don’t tell Chicago that either.

 

Soon, I will sweep down the winter-crusted cobwebs from the barn ceiling, slog through the alley mud to muck out the manure, drag out the paddock posts and divider fencing, wrestle 2 bulky blankets into plastic bags for transport to the tack store cleaners, curry off several more layers of horse hair and mud – first from the horses, then from their groom, clean and condition the tack that’s been hanging idle since September, scrub off the season-ending stall-window scum, wipe down and hang up the stall fans, towel off 8 muddy dog paws multiple times a day, lug deck furniture down from the garage-attic and up from the barn-shop.

Soon, it will be spring. Hmmm…

Let it snow!

Dog in the snow

Still Here

Much has happened since my last post, which I offer not as an excuse, but as an explanation.

A rare week away from Four Sticks Farm involved a whole lotta get-away getting-ready and a little bit of coming-home catching-up.

The start of a new job took up part-time hours and full-time headspace.

Then came two vet visits, three days of dog-sitting, four favorite fundraisers, five high school hockey games, six college wrestling meets,  seven volunteer events, eight canine classes, nine sister socials, ten PetsMart training trips, eleven friend or family dinners, and twelve days of Christmas. Or something like that.

No partridge, pear tree, or turtle doves (unless you count Mace, the barn cat, who gets very lonely in the winter, and therefore, uncharacteristically cuddly.)

No French hens or calling birds, except Biskit and Chicago if they see me outside anytime after 3:00 pm, as they are convinced that they will, indeed, waste away unless Someone puts out still more hay to stoke their internal stoves.

Pot bellies in many ways.

But enough with the Christmas carols. The holidays are over, winter solidly entrenched, with its cold temps and early nights offering the perfect excuse to stay inside and write. So, I will return to more regular posts, and may even fill in the gap with some of the unfinished updates of yesteryear. If I ever finish them.

In the meantime, know that all is well here at Four Sticks Farm.

Boone the GreyhoundBoone enjoys his senior life, sleeping on any dog bed that Mocha with allow. He’s a little wobbly in the rear, but loves his walks and functions best when we keep him on the daily program. During an earlier cold frigid snap, we all stayed in for a few days, which left him a little unsteady and not too inclined to eat, but one trip to the wooded, canine snuffling smorgasbord called Bertram Park put him back on both his feet and his feed.

Boone has conceded to wearing his fleece jacket when we walk in temperatures under 25, but continues to refuse any offer of help hopping in the truck. His face has greyed, his eyes have clouded and his back end has weakened, but his determination has not.

Rowdy with a Snowy FaceRowdy is still rowdy in all the right ways. We enrolled in another Therapy Dog class, and managed to pass our TDI (Therapy Dogs International) test. We still have plenty of work to do, but with the stress of the test behind us, we can focus on the fun of working together. And a solid Sit/Stay.

Though the test anxiety has faded in the rear-view mirror, straight up the road looms the next summer library program. Since some of our young readers are already on record as solidly in the “Books with Boone” camp, “Reading with Rowdy” is going to have to bring it, and the pressure is definitely on.

So, with the new year comes anticipation for new adventures, appreciation for old dogs, and gratitude for people to share them with. Thank you for taking time out of your day to read my blog. Check back now and then to see what’s goin’ on at Four Sticks Farm with rowdy Rowdy; Boone the brindle greyhound; Chicago, the Big Red Beast; his portly palomino pasture mate Biskit; Crabby Barn Cat Mace and Mocha, the Kwik Trip Kitten.

Here’s hoping that 2018 brings peace, health and happiness for all.

And for a certain happy golden hooligan, a solid sit/stay.

Pawsitively Peaceful

Blue skies, bright sun, beautiful leaves, and fall break made for a quiet day at the library, but provided a perfect setting for reading the adventures of a curious golden puppy, a crime-solving terrier, and a family friendly pug. Boone also heard a little review of colors, counting, and sight words, during a peaceful afternoon at the Delano Library with Adelynn, Bowen, Elyse, Lucy, Micah and Michael.  Thank you to them for spending a bit of their day with us!

Boone will be back at the library on Thursday, November 17, for one more visit before taking a winter break. Please stop by the front desk, or call  the library at 763.972.3467, to register for a time to read to him.

Rainy Day Reading

Dog listening to young reader

The rain came down and the readers came in! A full slate of book lovers waded through the weather and the road construction to spend a few minutes with the grey-faced greyhound. Boone listened to stories about new friends, old friends, helpful dogs, naughty dogs, rainy days, and terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days.

No better way to spend a gloomy day than reading with fun friends — thanks to Adelynn,  Bowen, Jenna, Justin, Kyra, Lucy and Michael for joining us.

Boone will return October 20, on what will be a bright, colorful fall day, no matter what the weather brings. Hope to see you then!

Beginnings and Endings

Dog at library

Even Boone can’t believe the summer program is already over!

We enjoyed a full slate of readers yesterday at the Delano Library, many of them double the pleasure, as Boone has developed a following of sibling sign-ups this summer.  I love the new friendships, and also love to see old friends – a couple of children have been faithful readers since we started the program several years ago and it’s a joy to catch up with them every month – we even get in a little reading between updates!

Though today was our final program for the summer, Boone and I will return for fall sessions in September, October and November. The dates will be posted on the “Books with Boone” page, and you’ll see that with the start of school, we’ve moved to Thursday afternoons.

I hope many of you will be able to fit Boone into your busy school year schedules so we can share more stories about Biscuit and Widget, Sam and Lucy, Cowgirl Kate and Cocoa!

A Midsummer Day’s Dreams

Sleeping Dog

Today was a day of “what if’s…”

After listening to his readers at the Delano Library, Boone pondered the possibilities of giving a cat a cupcake, or a pig a party; a dog running loose in a school; a cat living in a library, and riding a pony to school. Then, as he often does, he took a nap…

Thank you to the new and returning friends who took time out of their days to visit us – we hope to see you next month on August 15!