Orphan Annie

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She wandered into our pasture on June 24, calling, presumably, for her mother, who would never call back. She was tiny and spotted, searching for security in the safety net that would be my herd of horses.

Unfortunately for the little orphan (Annie, but one isn’t supposed to name wildlife, so I haven’t) fawn, Rusty, Chicago and Biskit were too panicked by her presence to even consider the possibility of foster care. Though I suspect Biskit would enjoy the opportunity to act as a big brother or a young uncle, he is at the mercy of his equine elders, and Rusty demonstrates no inclination to grant either citizenship or political asylum to the newcomer.

Meanwhile, she appears several times a day to graze on the clover blossoms, inching her way closer to the Big Boys, building tiny bits of trust in both directions.

Twice now, I’ve opened the barn door for morning feeding to find her grazing at the front of the pasture nearest the barn, maybe 20 feet away. She lifts her head to acknowledge my presence, then loses interest and continues her breakfast. Dragging the muck bucket behind me down the alley bothers her not at all – apparently Rusty has managed to communicate from a distance that I am merely the maintenance man, and therefore, no threat. Just file me under “Necessary Irritation”.

Last Sunday brought a little breakthrough though, as she actually approached me while I stood in the alley talking to a friend on the phone. I took a couple of photos, wishing I could capture this wondrous event in moving pictures, then remembered that the same phone that takes pictures will also shoot video. Have I mentioned that I’m a slow processor?

I managed to find my way to the video camera settings, mostly by memory, as I was without glasses, which adds to my challenge of manipulating tiny technological tools. Then I recorded nearly five minutes of fawn footage, stopped the recording and closed the phone. Without pressing “Save”. See last sentence of previous paragraph.

In retrospect, the filming failure may have been fortuitous, as the action that will now never be made available to the viewing public is that of my little forest friend, cute as can be, walking directly toward me, looking me squarely in the eye, shaking her head and stomping her feet. Repeatedly.

Even the wildlife gives me attitude.

Are You My Mother?

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The Rusty Report:

Once again, I have had to summon the strength and courage to defend my herd against the unpredictable advances of a small but persistent intruder. She appeared on a Friday afternoon, emerging from the reed canary border that separates our pasture from the adjoining marshland, to stroll directly at me and my mates (who were grazing with their customary blissful ignorance) announcing her approach with a rather avian-sounding bleat.

Fortunately for the dunderheads in my charge, I have retained the lightning quick flight response of my youth, so was able to sound the alarm and move them to safety with the swiftness of an equine half my age – which would be them btw – and establish a strategic plan of protection against this new invader, who shows no sign of retreat.

BlogChicago

Book of the Big Red Horse:

 Maybe the heat and humidity are finally getting to Rusty the Elder, because he’s been acting a little over-protective during the last couple weeks. For no apparent reason, he’ll make us rush up to the barn, usually just about the time I get to a really good clover patch. I hope he’s not headed down the path of Equine Cognitive Dysfunction, because that puts me at the front of the “Head of the Herd” line which is a no place I care to be. Waaay too much responsibility. You think I want to be in charge of a crazy old horse and a dumb young one? No thank you. I am I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T. A free-spirit. No-commitments. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll help out when I can, but the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, and if there’s an open gate, I’m goin’ through it.

So anyway, don’t know what’s up with the Senior Sorrel, but he keeps hangin’ awfully close, with his cataracts peeled, so maybe he’ll let me in on the secret sometime soon. In the meantime, I wish someone would execute a cease and desist order on whoever is making that tiresome honking noise – it interrupts the peaceful environment and interferes with the digestive process.

Biskit

Pony Tails:

Wow! You should see this creature that keeps coming around our yard. Rusty won’t let her get close enough for me or Chicago to get a good look, but I think she’d make a fun pet. She’s almost the same color as me, so we could have two reds and two yellows. And she’s smaller than me so maybe I wouldn’t always have to be the one bossed around. Maybe I could do some of the bossin’ instead. Maybe not though, ‘cuz she sometimes sounds like she might be pretty bossy. And she is a little bit scary. At least that what Rusty keeps telling me. After he makes me run up to the barn, Which makes me tired and out of breath. I really don’t like to run. So maybe Rusty will stop making me run pretty soon. I hope so. I’d like to have a new friend. Two reds and two yellows. And one smaller than me. Cool.

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